You Think Your Roommates Bad-You Haven't Seen Anything

My worst roommate (and I've had some bad ones)keen on having a stray dog around. Jason, the psycho,
was on my semester at Tel-Aviv University. It startedcompletely lost it when he was told he couldn't keep
on the group flight there, with this obnoxious surferthe dog ("if he goes, I go, because he's the only one
looking guy who was seated next to me (I was on anwho understands me"). He got right in my face and
aisle, he was in the middle). On the ten hour flight, hethreatened to kill me if I turned him in (remember our
had me put something in or take something out of thesize and strength disparities...), since I was the only one
overhead for him at least fifteen or twenty times. Hewho was home when he came charging in with this
just wouldn't leave me alone, and was constantlypoor mutt. Later that day, after the security guards
begging me to change seats with him, and grab a pen,and the program people told him the dog had to go, he
and put this card in his bag... When we got to thetook off, and wasn't heard from for a couple of days.
dorms and had our orientation meeting, it turned outA few days later, he showed up and was hanging out
that I was in the same apartment as him, though thankin a room down the hall, when someone called security,
god not the same room (each apt was 2 doubleas we had been instructed to do should he return.
rooms with a common kitchen and bath).From what I'm told of the incident, he went out onto
This guy was unreal. He was a bleach-blond surfer,the balcony (4th floor) and threatened to jump when
rowed crew, was well over 6' and very muscular (I'mthe police arrived on the scene. After a tense
5'7" and thin), and just a total jerk. He constantly ateconfrontation, they charged him and were able to
the food belonging to the rest of us, claiming that hesubdue him after he punched at least one officer. He
had no money, nevermind the $100 packages full ofwas then carried - literally kicking and screaming - off
crap he'd send back to his girlfriend in CA. After twothe University's property and was taken into custody.
weeks or so of his constantly disrespecting the otherHe spent about a month or so in a mental facility in
three of us, things got a bit tense. The first turning pointIsrael before he was deported back to America.
was when he used an entire pack of my roommate'sWhen my roommate got back to the apartment, he
razors to shave part of his head, and from then on hediscovered that Jason had left us a final message.
seemed to be in ever-lessening contact with reality.Using a razor, he had cut open his finger and painted a
About a month into his stay, he decided to adopt amessage in his own blood on our bathroom mirror
stray dog that he found near the beach while surfing.("you all lied to me, blah, blah, blah"), then tied the bloody
This, of course, couldn't happen, because you can'trazor to a rose and left it on the kitchen table.
have dogs in the dorms, and the rest of us weren't tooNow that is a roommate from hell.